Wanted
Elveneno
Elagua
Case #59
Famed Prison escapee Elveneno Elagau has been sighted near a puddle in New York city central park. Elveneno has been known to poison innocent people in long drawn out revenge schemes. Police advise you to not drink any puddle water for the next two years, keep to drinking rum and tequila. Also do not eat any salads or veggies. Elveneno is a vegan, so police advise you to eat as much meat and jelly donuts as possible. Also a vital piece of information; Elveneno is a pig. He wears jeans and gumboots.
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