Breaking News! On the 29th January, 2017, our beloved English singer, paintist, and composser, Sir Elton Hercules John was spotted in an autumn like pond, wearing jet black boots, blue jeans, and overalls with his regular shaded glasses. Supposedly, he was on his morning walk and was passing by Emerald Pond. Suddenly, the known smuggler; Haggly Green, sprinted up to Elton and pushed him into the famous, sparkling waters. Elton was then bombarded by Paparazzi while trying to escape drowning. Sir Elton John was not harmed and has no known injuries from this case. Paparazzi then captured the oncoming smuggle.
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